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    blindthoughts:

    One day you will find someone who wants to touch your butt all the time,
    if that doesnt make you smile idk what will…

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    assdownloader:

    this is the face of a broken man

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    breakinq:

    following back heaps

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    onlylolgifs:

    He used the wrong

    tallbread:

    "suck my dick" 

    "nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

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    fairytrainer:

    fairytrainer:

    btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 

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    dysphorism:

    joelvibrittania:

    This says a lot about people

    It took me so long to realise it was the same girl each time hahah shit

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    ammit420:

    horror movie synopsis

    • white family moves into house
    • the house got some shit in it
    • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
    • turns out that shit is some ultrashit
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